- Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani
Most of the characters in the movie have supernatural powers. Some are snakes, some demigods, some something else. And who are these characters? Armaan Kohli, Aditya Pancholi, Aftab Shivdasani, Sonu Nigam (as an actor!)…Now, you know why you should never take your girl to make her watch this movie.
- Nigahein: Nagina
Sridevi is a normal girl. Sunny Deol is a normal guy. They fall in love and marry. But Sunny Deol is actually a cursed snake who is using Sridevi. And he is being used by Anupam Kher. Now, it is found that sridevi is also a snake. Too many snakes in the movie to actually make it a naag panchami date instead of a movie date.
- 7 Khoon Maaf
Priyanka Chopra marries a man. Kills him. Marries another man, kills him. Like this, she marries 6 men and kills all her dear husbands. Need we say why you shouldn’t take your girl to this movie?
- Tere Naam
Salman Khan falls in love with Bhumika Chawala. Bhumika hates him. But like all Bollywood drama, she eventually falls for him. By then Salmaan is in a mental asylum. He gains sanity and comes back to Bhumika only to find she has committed suicide. Poor Salman goes back to the asylum. You sure don’t want either of you to take so much torture in the name of a movie date!
- Rowdy Rathore
Akshay Kumar is busy playing a cop with supernatural powers. Sonakshi Sinha can’t stop saying “mera shiva halkat hain…” and your girl gets constant shock attacks from over the top volume and high voltage Bhojpuri action drama.
- Well Done Abba
Yes, the movie has Boman Irani, but the movie doesn’t make you laugh. It puts you to sleep. Even the usually funny-sounding Hyderabadi lingo (since the movie is set in Hyderabad) fails to cheer you up. Go to watch this movie as a couple only if you want to pull a madwadi and save the dinner money. Because, we bet, you will find your girl sleeping in 30 minutes.
- Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon
If there was a school for learning how to overact, it would be this movie. We tell you the sequence of events – Kareena Kapoor pouts throughout the movie, Hrithik Roshan overacts since scene 1, an animated parrot creates noise pollution, and your girl walks out in the middle of the movie.