7 Bollywood movies not to take your girlfriend to

  1. Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani

Most of the characters in the movie have supernatural powers. Some are snakes, some demigods, some something else. And who are these characters? Armaan Kohli, Aditya Pancholi, Aftab Shivdasani, Sonu Nigam (as an actor!)…Now, you know why you should never take your girl to make her watch this movie.

Jaani Dushman

  1. Nigahein: Nagina

Sridevi is a normal girl. Sunny Deol is a normal guy. They fall in love and marry. But Sunny Deol is actually a cursed snake who is using Sridevi. And he is being used by Anupam Kher. Now, it is found that sridevi is also a snake. Too many snakes in the movie to actually make it a naag panchami date instead of a movie date.


  1. 7 Khoon Maaf

Priyanka Chopra marries a man. Kills him. Marries another man, kills him. Like this, she marries 6 men and kills all her dear husbands. Need we say why you shouldn’t take your girl to this movie?

7 khoon maaf

  1. Tere Naam 

Salman Khan falls in love with Bhumika Chawala. Bhumika hates him. But like all Bollywood drama, she eventually falls for  him. By then Salmaan is in a mental asylum. He gains sanity and comes back to Bhumika only to find she has committed suicide. Poor Salman goes back to the asylum. You sure don’t want either of you to take so much torture in the name of a movie date!

tere naam

  1. Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar is busy playing a cop with supernatural powers. Sonakshi Sinha can’t stop saying “mera shiva halkat hain…” and your girl gets constant shock attacks from over the top volume and high voltage Bhojpuri action drama.

rowdy rathore

  1. Well Done Abba

Yes, the movie has Boman Irani, but the movie doesn’t make you laugh. It puts you to sleep. Even the usually funny-sounding Hyderabadi lingo (since the movie is set in Hyderabad) fails to cheer you up. Go to watch this movie as a couple only if you want to pull a madwadi and save the dinner money. Because, we bet, you will find your girl sleeping in 30 minutes.

well done abba

  1. Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon

If there was a school for learning how to overact, it would be this movie. We tell you the sequence of events – Kareena Kapoor pouts throughout the movie, Hrithik Roshan overacts since scene 1, an animated parrot creates noise pollution, and your girl walks out in the middle of the movie.

Main prem ki diwani hoon